Humor

Oh crap. So, yes, in the eyes of the law it would be my fault if I hit your car, but the way I see it is that if you insist on hugging the lines, maybe you deserve it.

Trying to park on any campus is difficult, but what makes it worse is the fact that some people have no regard for others.

Each and every student that comes here deals with parking. Some of you are luckier than others and manage to slip into a spot after pulling into campus. But for me, and many other students, I'm sure, work hard for the space they get.

I wait to see someone heading towards the parking lot after their day of classes. I roll down my window and yell "YOU LEAVING?," chasing them through the lot like a gazelle in the savannah.

Another problem I've noticed, particularly around Kent Campus, is people parking in places that are not designated as parking spots. It isn't so much the disrespect for the rules of parking I dislike, but because I'm too much of a wimp to try it myself. I'd rather park by the pond, than end up with a possible ticket after a busy day.

Do like the rest of us and camp out near the front, window down, prepared to chase someone to their car before anyone else hunts them down.

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It was recently brought to my attention by a janitor at Downtown Campus that my first humor column was complete crap. "I hope your next one is funnier," he told me.

He then began belting out the most clichéd "your momma" jokes our newsroom has ever heard. I am not a stand up comedian. I do terrible impressions and have dreadful comedic timing. With that being said, I think I'm funnier than "your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house."

I'm usually a good sport, so I consider this a challenge.

GAME ON!